Today I got the urge to do a little cleaning - which anyone who knows me well understands the humor when I say "a little cleaning" - as I tend to go "a little crazy" with the size and scope of my projects. On the agenda: the garden.
I have been putting off the task of tackling the garden for some time now. First off, I really hate spiders, I hate to say it because they have never done anything personally to me, but they really jeeb me out. I knew the probability of running into a few spiders was high. Second, my grandmother was a tremendous gardner... really top notch, and I have always hoped that I would fall in love with it once I had some space and kind of reconnect with her while pulling my own weeds. But my husband nick-named me the Black Thumb many years ago (for good reason) - so I knew that the probability of this happening was low. Not a lot on the plus side to hopping in the garden!
I will keep it short. It didn't go well. Let's just say that pruning is not my strong suit. I kind of chop. I lopped off a whole lot of greenery today. What can I say, I like the minimalist aesthetic. Still, I didn't get that sense of satisfaction that I was looking for. So I turned my attention to a greater challenge. Something impressive. Something I have never done. Something that could possibly kill me. I decided to clean the 20 foot windows that look out into the garden - all by myself. It took a little creativity, an enormous ladder, and a lot of pluck. I am now on a high that must be similar to when you reach the summit of Everest - or something like that.

I had a similar window-related feeling of triumph in my apartment - the day i figured out how to pop those sliding windows out of their frames, I went bananas with an entire bottle of windex and by the time I finished, it felt like I was living in a new apartment! Kudos from one black thumb to another!
ReplyDeleteNow that is impressive! I remember the grime of each of my NYC apartments - I salute this achievement!
ReplyDeleteHee, we just went through the same thing with our garden. We moved into a new house last year so spring was a surprise as to what would bloom. I don't know a weed from a plant from a perennial...so I went with the same "minimalist aesthetic". We ended up ripping almost everything out and throwing down black wood chips-voila!
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