Sunday, September 30, 2012

So wrong (in triplicate!)

Reporting to you from Mexico with a few things to share.  You are reading this post, which means that you know me and my love for numbering my thoughts.  So here we go:

1.  I saw a real live call girl last night!  At the Ritz Cancun - the Mr. is here for a meeting and I am tagging along for the beach (aka: tequila).  While at the bar having dinner on my own I ecountered a situation.  Stunningly beautiful girl walks in and sits down next to the oldest and crustiest dude... he buys her a drink and then laments his lifelong failure as a father.  He gets depressed and soon asks her to raise his spirits (right?) by standing up and turning around - slowly he requests - which she does obediently.  He applauds loudly, pays the check and whisks her away.  So wrong... yet fascinating.

2.  Same bar, same night, where I am devouring good sushi and a good book.  I am into non-ficton lately, and more specifically, educational non-fiction.  So naturally my "beach read" book is about evolution!  I have to say that while reading about my fishy anscestors I felt very guilty about my sushi binge.  Sorry uncle ahi ahi!  So wrong... yet yummy.

3.  Have just checked into a new spot for some R&R with the Mr. - I opted for an "eco - luxe" spot in what is called the Mexican Riviera (just to see what such oxymoron might look like).  And here we are, lazing on a hammock with spider monkeys in our trees and lizards in our bathroom.  On a good day I would be the first to say ADIOS - but here I am loving every minute.  So wrong... yet spectacular.

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