I think my house has surpassed me (in short time mind you) as being more high maintenance. Without being too graphic about my personal grooming... let me share some serious discrepancies:
House: Someone comes by once a week to mow the lawn and trim the hedge
Me: No such service (yet...)
House: Tree branches scratching roof are quickly attended to and trimmed accordingly
Me: Where was such service when I was scratching my eyes while growing out my bangs?
House: Small cracks in patio to be filled and polished
Me: Have yet to find a facialist - small cracks in face running rampant
House: Cream facade must be washed to rid dirt kicked up during heavy rains
Me: I had spinach in my teeth for a whole day and no one told me
Clearly I have a lot to learn from this B@*%^$.
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